gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via fake-mermaid)

condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

(Source: condom, via we-re-all-50-shades-of-fucked-up)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via uhm-hi-kbye)

the-fandom-tollbooth:

tyrion-lannnister:

the-fandom-tollbooth:

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

patio

patio isn’t french

le patio

(via uhm-hi-kbye)