teenagelucifer:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’re a band member hun

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via rollercoastar)

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

(via rollercoastar)

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

(via trust)

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via gnarly)

officialkbpoetry:

punkrightsactivist:

You can tell there’s an issue

When there are kids

Who would rather

Go to the hospital

Than go to school.

This cannot be rebloged enough

(via we-re-all-50-shades-of-fucked-up)